Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The true dawn of digital

Today, there was some very interesting news coming out of DC Comics. The DC Universe will be rebooted with 52 all new #1 issues, and all of those #1s will be available day and date with their print counterparts.

This development of hand in hand digital release is a smart and necessary adaptation by DC. Digital comics will be the way a lot of people digest the material, and making it easy and timely to get them will curb the piracy of new comics. Most people will do things the right way, if it is made simple enough to access.

The big question then becomes the fate of our local comic book shops. How do they survive in the world of digital comics?

They survive, if publishers look at the retailer programs used by companies like Nintendo and Barnes and Noble use for video games and e-books. Both of these companies have affiliate programs through which customers may get exclusive previews of games/books by being at a brick and mortar store.

If a digital comics reader were to be able to go into their local comic book shop and view 5 pages from the coming big event a week early via a private ad hoc network supplied by the publisher, that would drive people toward stores. Once in the store, shop owners would have a chance to offer people physical product to augment the downloads they are interested in.

Is digital the end of the comic shop? No, it's only a new metamorphosis that stores and publishers will have to make work.

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Monday, May 23, 2011

Real people

As some of you may be aware, my grandfather died, recently. In reading through his amazing obituary, I was reminded of all the important things he did. In getting to hear excerpts from, and then reading the entirety of, a memo he wrote shortly before leaving the army in 1945, I was reminded of the person of my grandpa. Here is the memo:

_______ U. S. ARMY
APO 001 U. S. ARMY

SUBJECT: Indoctrination for Return to U. S.

TO: : All Units

1. In compliance with current policies of armed forces overseas it is directed that in order to maintain the high standard or character of the American soldier and to prevent any dishonor to reflect on the uniform, all individuals eligible for return to the US under current directives will undergo an indoctrination course of demilitarization prior to approval of his application for return.

2. The following points will be emphasized in the subject indoctrination course:

A. In America there area a remarkable number of beautiful girls. These young ladies have not been liberated and many are gainfully employed stenographers, sales ladies and beauty operators or welders. Contrary to current practices they should not be approached with "How much?" A proper greeting is "Isn't it a lovely day?" or "Have you ever been to Chicago?". Then say "How much?"

B. A guest in a private home is usually awakened in the morning by a light tapping on his door and an invitation to join the host for breakfast. It is proper to say "I'll be there shortly." DO NOT SAY "Blow it out your .....".

C. A typical American breakfast consists of such strange foods as cantelopes, fresh eggs, milk, ham, etc. Those are highly palatable and though strange in appearance are extremely tasty. Butter, made from cream, is frequently served. If you wish some butter, you turn to the person nearest it and say quietly "Please pass the butter". You DO NOT SAY "Throw me the goddam grease."

D. Very natural urges are apt to occur when in a crowd. If it is found necessary to defecate, one does not grab a shovel in one hand and paper in the other and run for the garden. At least, 90% of Americans have one room called the bathroom, i.e. a room that in most cases contains a bathtub, wash basin, medicine cabinet, and a toilet. It is the latter that you will use in this case. Instructors should make sure that all personnel understand the operation of a toilet particularly the lever or button arrangement that serves to prepare the device for reuse.

E. In the event that the Helmet is retained by the individual, he will refrain from using it as a chair, wash bowl, foot-bath, or bathtub. All these services are furnished in the average home. It is not considered good practice to squat Indian fashion in a corner in the event all chairs are occupied. The host will usually provide suitable seats.

F. Belching or passing wind in company is strictly frowned upon. If you should forget about it, however, and belch in the presence of others, a proper remark is "Excuse me". DO NOT SAY "It must be that lousy chow we've been getting".

G. American dinners, in most cases, consist of several items, each in a separate dish. The common practice of mixing various items, such as beef and pudding, or lima beans and peaches to make it more palatable will be refrained from. In time, the "Separate Dish" system will become enjoyable.

H. Americans have a strange taste for stimulants. The drinks in common usage on the continent such as underripe wine, alcohol and grapefruit juice, or gasoline bitters and water (commonly known by the French as "Cognac") are not ordinarily acceptable in civilian circles, these drinks should be served only to those who are definitely not within the inner circle of friends. A suitable use for such drinks is serving to one's landlord in order to break an undesirable lease.

I. The returning soldier is apt to often find his opinions differ from those of his civilian associates. One should call upon his reserve of etiquette and correct his acquaintances with such remarks as "I believe you have made a mistake" or "I am afraid you are in error on that". DO NOT SAY "Brother, you've really become fouled up". This is considered impolite.

J. Upon leaving a friend's home after a visit, one may find his hat misplaced. Frequently it has been placed in the closet. One should turn to one's host and say, "I don't seem to have my hat. Could you help me find it?" DO NOT SAY "Don't anybody leave this room, some SOB has stolen my hat".

K. In traveling in the US particularly in a strange city, it is often necessary to spend the night. Hotels are provided for this purpose and almost anyone can give directions to the nearest hotel. Here for a small sum, one can register and be shown to a room where he can sleep for the night. The present practice of entering the nearest house throwing the occupants into the yard and taking over the premises will cease.

L. Whiskey, a common drink, may be offered to the solider on social occasions. It is considered a reflection on the uniform to snatch the bottle from the hostess and drain the bottle, cork and all. All individuals are cautioned to exercise the extreme of control in these circumstances.

M. In Motion picture theaters seats are provided. Helmets are not required. It is not considered good form to whistle every time a female over 8 and under 80 crosses the screen. If vision is impaired by the person in the seat in front, there are plenty of other seats which can be occupied. DO NOT HIT him across the head and say "Move your head, Jerk, I can't see a dammed thing".

N. It is not proper to go around hitting everyone of draft age in civilian clothes. He might have been released from the service for medical reasons. Ask him for his credentials and if he can't show any, THEN go ahead and slug him.

O. Upon retiring, one will often find a pair of pajamas laid out on the bed. (Pajamas, it should be explained) are two piece garments which are donned after all clothing has been removed. The soldier, confronted by these garments, should assume an air of familiarity and act as though he were used to them. A casual remark such as "My what a delicate shade of blue" will usually suffice. Under no circumstances say "How in hell do you expect me to sleep in a getup like that?".

P. Natural functions will continue. It may be necessary frequently to urinate. DO NOT WALK behind the nearest tree or automobile you find to accomplish this. Toilets (see above) are provided in all public buildings for this purpose.

Q. Beer is sometimes served in bottles. A cap remover is usually available and it is not good form to open the bottle by the use of one's teeth.
R. Always tip your hat before striking a lady.

S. Air raids and enemy patrols are not encountered in America. Therefore, it is not necessary to wear the helmet in church or at social gatherings or to hold the weapon at the ready loaded and cocked when talking to civilians in the street.

T. Every American home and all hotels are equipped with bathing facilities. When it is desired to take a bath, it is not considered good form to find the nearest pool or stream, strip down and indulge in a bath. This particularly is true in heavily populated areas.

U. All individuals returning to the US will make every effort to conform to the customs and habits of the regions visited and to make themselves as inconspicuous as possible. Any actions which reflect on the honor of the uniform will be promptly dealt with.


A.J. Blank
Colonel, AGD
Adjunct General

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